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Tips for Dishwashers
The following is a useful guide to the do and don'ts for dishwashers
Do - Beat any household animal sadistically before coming into work
- Consume large amounts of alcohol before and after work
- Make full effort to drive co-workers insane while at work
- Remember your birth gender while getting dressed for work
Don't - Perform any sexual acts with the dishwashing unit (or any other appliance for that matter)
- Grab pans strait off the oven tops (2nd degree burns tends to hurt)
- Forget your medication (in fact, double your dosage before work)
- Leave baby-sitter bound and gagged
